February 2012
smithjamesspencer:
have you ever annoyed yourself so much that you actually punch yourself in the face
holocaustsurvivor:
why does school even exist 20 years from now im gonna be payin my bills in swag
“For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.”
– Anonymous (via catp0rn)
Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."
Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."
sharticles:
what if a band member called the wrong number and they called you
alltimeangela:
one of the best things about being at concerts is just being able to scream along to the point where it feels like you’re going to pass out with every single fucking word to the songs that have kept you alive
jack barakat: help i caught the perfect
courtneytimelow:
All Time Low- Stay Awake...
me: hi mu-
mum: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU'RE SO SELFISH AND LAZY YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HELP AROUND THE HOUSE DON'T YOU KNOW THERE ARE AFRICAN CHILDREN OUT THERE SUFFERING AND YOU WON'T EVEN DO SMALL CHORES YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER IT'S TAKEN OVER YOUR LIFE
OK I'm definitely stopping this time.
I promise.
I’ll try really hard.
Day 1.
me: wanna have a staring contest
blind man:
vicesandhomos:
if brendon and sarah have kids they’ll be so attractive and talented
and when theyre grown up and legal
ill
be
there
Note to self:
How about
you stop
shoving food
down your
throat before
you choke
on all
your failure?
iwrotesins:
i’m going to write a book and make the paper out of onions so everyone will cry and think i’m the best author ever
nervousbakeddance:
i don’t say im ugly to get attention i actually really am ugly
ryanscoke:
how to be a loser ft. me
me: honey where are you
poster: ruffles a bit on wall
me: you're always so quiet
josiahfiles:
IT’S NOT THE SAME THING